Four articles. Click on the images for larger versions.
Exhibit A: the infamous “(insert statistical method here)”. Exhibit B: “just make up an elemental analysis“. Exhibit C: a methods paper in which a significant proportion of the text was copied verbatim from a previous article. Finally, exhibit D, which shall be forever known as the “crappy Gabor” paper.
I think that altmetrics are a great initiative. So long as we’re clear that what’s being measured is attention, not quality.