I am delighted to let you know that your submitted photo has been selected for inclusion in the newly released third edition of our Schmap Brisbane Guide:
Mt Coot-tha Lookout
And from an unnamed journal:
I am sorry to say that we cannot consider the manuscript for publication…
…If at some stage you are able to fully address the referees’ concerns, we are happy to consider a new manuscript…
The first email made me happy, at least. I don’t think there’s a way to blog about manuscript rejection that won’t turn into an angry rant, so I’ll leave it.