How’s this for a couple of multi-author papers?
I count 69 commas in the first author list, 269 in the second. People = #commas + 1 + 1 (for the “and last author”) = 71 and 271, respectively. And some of the names are consortia.
If you’re in there and I didn’t spot you, congratulations! Don’t tell me that author order means anything in this case though.